Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by john boy, Apr 25, 2009.
Hey Rhoody...... You'd better believe it !
Well, seems to me a ligitimate reason to change to another one to find out if that one is acceptable for her :D
Ok.....how about some Texas sayings......
The best thing to take to a knife fight is a big gun.
The best thing to take to a gunfight is two friends with guns.
Never go to a gunfight with any gun that caliber doesn't begin with the number "4".
It is much better to hit with a .22 than miss with a .44
There is no person on earth that doesn't know the sound of a 12ga. pump-gun being loaded.
The reason for Concealed Handgun Permits is "a balance of power".
And how about a few biker sayings.....
Never ride faster then your guarding angel can fly.
I'm not afraid to go fast. It's crashing and burning that sucks.
One thing that you always know when you ride a bike....that is that one day you will push it also.
A flat tire best happens standing still.
There is no such thing as too much horsepower in any bike.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
My wife's favorite
Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges whatever she is given.
So if you give her crap, be ready to ...receive a ton of s**t..:D
..of course mine too..
"Is this not the true romantic feeling; Not to escape life, But to prevent life from escaping you"
Never pick on the smallest guy in a bar. There is a reason that he's still in there.
" A good man leaves an inheritance for his children's children"
Proverbs 13;22 Niv
A man cannot become an atheist merely by wishing it.