"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money." ~ Jack Handey
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind." ~ Jack Handey
2 that I read yesterday..... "General Custer's outstanding military career was ruined by only a couple of thousand pissed off Indians." "The Titanic was exactly as advertised (except for the sinking part)"
"Hurrah boys, we've got them! We'll finish them up and then go home to our station." — Reported words of Lieutenant Colonel Custer at the outset of the Battle of the Little Bighorn
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.” ― Rita Mae Brown
“About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all.” ― Rita Mae Brown
"No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody." ~ ~ Rita Mae Brown ~ ~
