Now that the shield has been shelved, how about a little more practical requirement of a cheap fluorescent dog collar for any dog a person wants to take ownership or responsibility for. Ship (sell) all non tagged dogs to China.
I am a real pet lover more in particularly dogs, cats and horses. Did you realize when stating your advice it might be the end of dog's life, as I know you as a very nice and gentle person.
you are a fine one to talk. already you have created visions of a chimpanzee with a mr rye face shield, muscle shirt and sunglasses and lipstick no less. now a priest collar? you will be a real hit on the boulevard with the tourists. make a sign for your neck, "absolution for peanuts" so something else catchy. or how about going fifty fifty with the authorities to station you at the airport with a sign that reads, "100k pesos for a one way trip out of the phils". i already have one customer for you!! (not me unless they take up a collection) anyway, back on thread! i thought pat o'malley was the priest who taught mickey rooney to box. i think the flourescent coller is a great idea PatO, carryon!!
I am an orang-utan, an ape related to the chimpanzee but not a chimpanzee - all apes matter. I did try the boulevard years ago but no takers (even when wearing lipstick)! They were all crowding around a muscly, young, handsome man wearing a face shield made with facial features to match a Great Leader (who incidentally, for anagram solvers, is MERRY!).