⌛ Security breach at plaza

Its been bugging me a while and finally after literally grabbing me by the butt and prodding me to attest here for any who are concerned....Yes I been grebbed in the butt only by security at lee plaza and no where else by any other guard,this guy is new.Another guard at same entrance always focus on small of my back and sides and slight swipe of my behind which is OK to me- but the new guy just grabs at the bulb of my butt and quits there as if hes got what he wants? Any way I tried milking this idea by passing through the female guards line and she wont even touch me, and if she thinks its cause i might like it she could be right but i'm not on trial here am I? so any way the days when only female guard is there, I dont get even touched,is she afraid she may find my gun and not know what to do with it?Any way thats a window to security breach there,even though i would prefer she frisked me:D

 

Tunji, I have to laugh at your predickament, seems like Lester the Molester had been attacking you since you arrived, based on your earlier experience. I have a suggestion, walk through the security check backwards and see what happens

 

Tunji, it has been my repeated observations that male security guards do not touch, in any way, ladyboys that are coming in the malls. They look but never touch. Simple solution.....dress/act like a ladyboy and see if it stops.
Of course, it also could be that you have a really cute butt to that one guard.
Lololololol

 

On several occasions I have returned the favor, grabbed the guard's butt! Priceless facial expressions!

Larry

 

I'm having a good laugh at every reply so far,but I fear if i instigate any "game of tag" senario ,we may never see the end of what fad evolves outta that..They all call me guapo or guapa every where I go so i think pretty boy attitude will put even more hairdressers and such on my @!$. You know I saw pretty girl in bakery lee plaza yesterday and I spied her while shes not looking and she was spying me while I was not looking and staring telling her friend all about guapo/guapa asking if I understood thier visaya and how she sees me on campus before,I wish she had just reached out and grabbed me..Maybe one day

 

He he. Stop being so pretty. I have told my wife regularly that she needs to stay close by because the ladies are giving me the eye but more than once it was the Lady Boys giving me the eye.

Back home I am just another guy on the street.... here they seem to think I'm gwapo lol. I just try to be flattered and keep the wife close but it seems you are hoping ....

I have a friend back home that was always getting the girls. I asked him about it and he said he did not use small talk. Just walk up and ask if they wanna ____ and they either slap him or say lets go. LOL

Good luck

 

Seriously..... Security here is a joke..... even at Robinson's Mall.... sort of the "gang that can not shoot straight"...... I doubt most of them have ever shot a gun much less been trained with one.....If the guard actually found a bomb in a ladies handbag I doubt other than having a heart attack they would not know what to do.....
They had a purse snatching team operating at Robinson's a while back..... the only time security did anything was when one of the victims almost beat the purse snatcher to death..... In fact I saw half the purse snatching team at Robinson's yesterday

As to all you "Brad Pitt" wannabe's about to be molested and raped by various young girls / men.... get real..... that train left the station years ago..... your wife / girlfriend / boyfriend has a better chance of finding "true" love than you do

 

I'm going to have to agree with Kojak. I was out side of LimKetKai Mall yesterday and watched (carefully) a heavy-set Muslim lady in a full black burka, with only eyes showing, go thorugh the entrance security line and she was NOT touched, but her bag was "looked in" as such.
Was she a Muslim? Was she heavy-set? Was she a female?
Of course anyone planning anything, already knows all of these things.
Sort of makes you wonder.......

 

And for those of you wanting additional personal security, Google "Kalon K95 stun gun". Available at most gun stores for 900 pesos.
Interesting.........

 

I taught counter-terrorism for years..... you will never catch my wife or I at any mall during peak hours..... I follow the "Ten Rules".... we have an active communist insurgency on this island .....they even murdered a good friend of mine.....PLUS we have a violent Muslim insurgency just a boat ride away..... It is easy to be seduced by our little "paradise'.... but do not relax too much..... they may not be looking for you.....you just might be in the wrong place at the wrong time.......an ounce of caution could save a gallon of tears