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  1. grandpainak

    grandpainak DI Forum Patron Showcase Reviewer

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    I did not go to the pharmacy. I ask my cardiologist if I could take those blue pills. He said blue pills WOULD trigger a massive heart attack and I would be dead before I hit the floor. As much as I like sex I like to live even more. I do not like cath labs or morgues. It is easy to be faithful with health like mine. My old man told me, when he was younger than I am now, "Jimmy, when you get so old, you can no longer cut the mustard, you can always lick the pot." :wacky: :whistling: :redface: :yuck:
     
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  2. john boy

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    This is the problem with Topic Titles like "Stimulus Check," for us english speaking "Foreigners"
    Here's me, with the adverts we have been getting on British TV lately since the lockdown, thinking this topic was something to do with "erectile disfunction"
    Hope the Cheques found their way to you guy's.
     
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  3. grandpainak

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    I did NOTHING to encourage that hand-out. It was posted yesterday into my Alaska bank. I will sure use it. Some poor single moms sure could use a little help. :devilish::locktopic:
     
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