A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says- " I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful climbing rose. May I call on you tomorrow ?" She agrees and a date is made. The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned. " What was that for? " he asked. She said: " I looked up - beautiful climbing rose - on Google last night and it said " - ................Best suited for rooting against a brick wall or fence, no good in an open bed...........
