The last things a guy here would say, "her t*ts are too big", and, "sure, I would love to wear a condom". The last things a girl here would say, "can our relationship be more physical, I'm tired just being friends", and, "go ahead and leave the seat up, easier for me to douche that way".
lol I got tired of the complaining so I just removed the toilet seat. Prison style toilet in my CR. (I actually removed it because I have replaced the d*mn thing 4 times and the cheap seats here keep cracking.....then when you sit down the crack pinches your @ss cheeks, or if the crack is in the front something worse. )
Yesterday while driving my 4 year old son home from school, a pedicab cut right in front of me then stopped to pick up a passenger. "Douche bag" I hollered as loud as I could at the driver. A little while later I calmed down and stopped the car and said, "listen son, daddy was angry at another person and I said something I shouldn't have and used a bad word. Just because I did it doesn't make it right, I never want to hear you saying it, am I clear"? My son looked at me and said, "too late douche bag".
