At the American Legion Hall, an old sailor and marine were arguing over drinks which branch was the best. The sailor said we got John Paul Jones, Battle of Midway, Navy Seals. The marine said we got Chesty Puller, Iwo Jima, Recon Marines. The sailor took another swig and said we invented sex. The marine downed his beer and a shot and said, yep, and we introduced it to women.
