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Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President By David Letter

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  1. Judy

    Judy DI Member

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    Filipinos are certainly getting into mainstream America and into the world. With an estimated 4 million Filipino-American population (as of 2007), Filipinos are an emerging group in a diverse society in the United States .
    Filipino talents like Manny Pacquiao, Charice Pempengco, Arnel Pineda, Lea Salonga, and Monique Lhuiller are doing a great job pitching in!
    David Letterman, apparently used Filipino-Americans in one of his skits.
    Here’s the recap:
    Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President
    By David Letterman
    10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
    9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics,2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and
    an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
    8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
    7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will they put
    the picture of the Last Supper?
    6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden
    spoon and fork.
    5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “psst… psst” or “hoy.hoyhoy!”
    4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
    3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
    2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home”.
    AND THE NUMBER I REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS…
    1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
    By: Caguicla Nilo

    :D:smile:
     
  2. john boy

    john boy DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster

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    Judy,
    All I would add to that, is the "Running late time" :D
     
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    I asked my gf about the giant spoon and fork and she just laughed and said im getting a pair of those when im getting back to Phil :p
     
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    And i might add they wont allow a Sari-Sari store at the East Gate of the White House.
     
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    expatron DI Forum Patron

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    Kitchen fan's are too small to handle the dry fish smell.:cool:
     
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    ....... and no meetings could be scheduled with "maybe next week" !!!
     
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    ......and it would be inappropriate for the commander in Chief to be use phrases like..... "Up to you na!"
     
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    Judy

    Judy DI Member

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    Ah..ha.ha..ha.ha.. that's funny.
     
  9. expatron

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    How about, It's $23,000,000,000 ONLY~~~~
     
  10. Broadside

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    ..... and it wouldn't be acceptable to say that the Treasury is in debt because the cash is "out of stock" !!! :D
     
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