Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President By David Letter

....and the front lawn would make a great pasture for a goat herd and a few carabao.

 

Cock fights at the presidential garden tonight

 

..... could a State banquet really begin with a shout of "let's eat". :p

 

Not to mention... there are no jeeneys, pedicabs and tricycle to take you to another few blocks, it's hard to find pinoy walking in a few blocks they always like to ride rather than walking in few meters. LOL!

 

Yum with cheese just doesn't do it a State banquet

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Filipino American President First Cabinet meeting

“Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta, “ are there any NPA in the US”?
“Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of Transportation Ray Lahood, “why are the trikes still allowed on Pennsylvania Avenue, traffic was a b*tch this morning”?
“Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Chief of Staff Bill Dayley, “why haven’t you hired my cousins as consultants yet”?
“Hey Dai”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, “ Is your bana still having orals with Monica”?
“Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Vice President Joe Biden, but before he can get the question out, the other male cabinet members answer, “yes Mr. President”
“Hey Dai”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of Commerce Rebecca Blank, “ Are those foreigners still complaining about our foreigner tax”?
Hilary is confused and starts to answer, president says, “not you dai”

This is a breakfast meeting so dried fish and rice are served.

 

The budget will be greatly reduced by running all the government vehicles without lights at night.

 

..... and the USMC band would be reduced to electronic drum and base played at max volume.

 

......and karaoke night at the White House would be heard throughout D.C. !

 

LOLOLOL so true!