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Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US President By David Letter

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  1. Knowdafish

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    ....and the front lawn would make a great pasture for a goat herd and a few carabao.
     
  2. PatO

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    Cock fights at the presidential garden tonight
     
  3. Broadside

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    ..... could a State banquet really begin with a shout of "let's eat". :p
     
  4. newbie27

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    Not to mention... there are no jeeneys, pedicabs and tricycle to take you to another few blocks, it's hard to find pinoy walking in a few blocks they always like to ride rather than walking in few meters. LOL!
     
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    Yum with cheese just doesn't do it a State banquet


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  6. PatO

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    Filipino American President First Cabinet meeting

    “Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta, “ are there any NPA in the US”?
    “Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of Transportation Ray Lahood, “why are the trikes still allowed on Pennsylvania Avenue, traffic was a b*tch this morning”?
    “Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Chief of Staff Bill Dayley, “why haven’t you hired my cousins as consultants yet”?
    “Hey Dai”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, “ Is your bana still having orals with Monica”?
    “Hey Joe”, as the President directs a question to the Vice President Joe Biden, but before he can get the question out, the other male cabinet members answer, “yes Mr. President”
    “Hey Dai”, as the President directs a question to the Secretary of Commerce Rebecca Blank, “ Are those foreigners still complaining about our foreigner tax”?
    Hilary is confused and starts to answer, president says, “not you dai”

    This is a breakfast meeting so dried fish and rice are served.
     
  7. expatron

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    The budget will be greatly reduced by running all the government vehicles without lights at night.
     
  8. Broadside

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    ..... and the USMC band would be reduced to electronic drum and base played at max volume.
     
  9. Knowdafish

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    ......and karaoke night at the White House would be heard throughout D.C. !
     
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    LOLOLOL so true!
     
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