Warning: "Midbrain Activation" Scam in Dumaguete

I guess this should not come as a surprise in a country where parents are routinely bombarded with adverts for chemically enhanced milk to 'stimulate' their kids mental development, and the radio belts out adverts for pills that cure everything from piles to cancer. There appears to be no 'advertising standards' authority in this country, or if there is they've been 'bought'.

 

I had a look at my ‘mid brain’ using the fmri toy my hospital bought me as an early Xmas present yesterday, just in case I had missed something. I asked a Nurse to stand still for a minute whilst I peered at her trying to see her underwear in this very important scientific revelation. I am currently facing a sexual harassment charge and the medical director doesn’t seem very pleased with me. Something about “proper use of resources” and “professionalism” whilst at work. Dunno what he means.

Meanwhile, my experiment is an abject failure and I have to go to casualty for the cuts and abrasions caused by the wife’s deft use of a saucepan when I explained my sudden appearance at home “on gardening leave”.

 

I have a test that will activate their midbrain cheaper than that.

 

Can be done better: Test your intelligence. After inserting $100 will "Stupid" appearing on the display.