Wealth herding wild goats

A friend of mine had a small holding, he kept hens and a female goat whos milk he put to good use.
While talking to the Landlady of his local pub he suggested the milk woud be good for her troubled stomach complaint.
So he walked the goat round to the pub and kindly produce some milk for her to try.
Another customer fascinated, asked if he could borrow the goat for an hour or two, to take home to show his children.
Certainly was the reply, the guy put the goat in the back of his car and off he went, less than thirty minutes later he arrived back at the pub
screaming and shouting, the goat had chewed the upholstery of the back seat!
Moral being dont pick up wild goats unless you have got a pickup truck!! True story.