There was this guy at a restaurant who ordered a nice soup to start his meal. The waiter served the soup with a finger in it... Disgusted but shy to complain, the customer skipped the soup and ordered a bangers and mash (sausages and mashed potatoes). Again the waiter served his meal with a finger sticking in it. Once more the customer did not eat his food. He decided to skip to dessert and ordered a nice pudding with custard....guess what...the waiter again had his finger in the food. Enough was enough and the guest went ballistic complaining about the bloody finger!! The waiter apologized saying that it was advised by his doctor to keep the twisted finger in a hot place so to get it better....the customer went mad saying that if he wanted to keep his finger in a hot place he could have stick it right up in his axxe to which the waiter coolly replied....i do sir, between courses!!! ;-))