My soon-to-be-7 yr old boy asked me that time-honored question the other day most of us were curious about as youg lads. Hmmm, how should I answer that? So I thought tell him.... 1. They are there to kick a guy there if you get in a fight 2. When you are 13 you will find out they are your best friend 3. Your girl friend to tickle you there 4. Possible trouble if you don’t like rain coats 5. Ornaments if you become a nude model 6. Fire out sperm to make a baby when you get married I decided to take the high road abd went with number 6, for now. I probably should have mentioned when you get my age you have to be careful not to sit on them.
In my opinion they were designed by the lord to see who could grow the biggest pair to compete and win in the Isle of Man TT motorcycle race in the Uk.
Now I’m missing my granddaughter Kids are also amazing with renaming things. These Tweets About Kids Renaming Random Things Prove That Kids Are Way Smarter Than Us
Probably a good idea. Although sometimes making up stories for the kids can have hilarious consequences: "A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled. At dinner, she proudly told her older sister, “My monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
