And there-in lays your problem mate, apparently you need to drink it FRESH!

Back in the 80's after several hard days of drinking, we were out and about when a mate wanted to take a p*ss, so he got out and pissed into a Stubbie then put the Cap on it to later dispose of it when his mate walked up to him and asked if he had a Beer. My mate said "yep!" and he handed him the Stubbie with fresh p*ss in it! His mate twisted the cap off and blow me down it HISSED! As he walked away he took a swig, shook his head side to side and turned around and asked; "Shyte Smitty don't you have a cold one there?" MY mate said "Nope they're all hot we just bought the carton remember"... His mate then walked up to another group of friends who then related how they just watched my mate p*ss into the bottle behind his car from the top floor of their unit, did NOT end well let me tell you! BUT! He still drank more than half of the contents before being told so (XXXX QLD Aussie Beer) it must have tasted okay to him apart from being hot! (and being told!) lol