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Where's the humor on here?

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    Saw this in Dumaguete .... Xmas presents are getting more risqué IMG_1290.JPG every year!
     
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    Father never did teach me this, but indeed there are better things than Marriage in life!
     
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    Hopefully that first hit prevents stupid from spreading.
     
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    I put this here because I did not know where else to put it and I think it is hilarious. I went to my favorite Dumaguete Gourmet restaurant today, McDonald's, and they could not sell me a cheeseburger. The buns were "out of stock". They had NO sandwiches which required a bun. They have had no ice cream for floats or anything else for a month, ( this is the location closest to Robinson's), and I'm used to that in some locations, even in Cebu. I have also been to several McDonalds here and in Cebu when they were out of Coke but this is a new and unusual experience for me. No Hamburgers at McDonalds? I was laughing with the girl at the counter because it was so unbelievable. I had ordered a No. 10, Big Mac, (screw the diet), and she said "sorry sir, we can't sell you a No. 10 as we have no buns. They are out of stock." I said, "OK then give me a number 5, (another cheeseburger), same answer, I said, "OK then give me a number 6, (double cheeseburger), same answer. I said, "OK, since you don't have any hamburger buns then I'll take a chicken sandwich." She thought for a minute and then, same answer. I said, "OK, then make it a fish sandwich." She thought again and then, same answer. I knew they didn't have ice cream so I said Ok then give me a Large Coke Float. She said, "Sorry sir our ice cream machine is still broken." I said, "Oh, OK then make it a Medium Coke Float." She was laughing as I was and then I ordered the delectable mushroom "steak". I heard this is made from what is left over when they get done making gasoline and it is pretty good. Actually I've heard that much of their food is "non organic", but I don't really know. This incident reminded me of W.C. Fields once ordering coffee. "Give me a coffee without cream." Waitress, "You'll have to take it without milk, we ain't got any cream."
     
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    I hope that this was not the truth. Else it is a very big joke from that company not being able to restock the supply in their restaurants.
     
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    It is the absolute truth. Happened at the McDonalds close to Robinson's in Dumaguete on Friday, December 29, 2017
     
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    Now this brings me to having to say something here... :cautious: (TRUE Story)

    Filipino's apparently believe if you kill a Mouse or a Rat, its Relatives will come back to haunt you or seek revenge. :meh: I laugh my @ss off at the Wife each time I go on the mighty hunt to kill a Mouse here with her screeching that they will exact revenge upon me so DON'T!! Yeah; okay Asawa... :smuggrin: *snorrrk*

    Now; this delightful creature (see pic below) is an Asian (Philippine) Shrew. (NOT a Rat as I have since learnt) We have had a few come into the house since the rains started back up. I mistook them as a Rat, so the mighty Hunter in me came to the fore, and Tally Ho! :punch: I dispatched this fearsome creature in no time flat! :biggrin: Of course, the Wife gave me the usual lecture of how its Relatives would seek revenge upon my person and in return, I scoffed and laughed in her direction. :smuggrin: *snork snorrrrk* That was, until around 15 minutes later while sitting here at the PC I saw a dark flash from the Bedroom and next thing BAM! :confused: The lil Son of a Biatch BIT ME RIGHT ON THE TOE!! :jawdrop: The Relative had come to exact revenge upon my person! WTH?? :confused:

    Well; it is not as if I expected it, but the "I TOLD YOU SO's!" came thick and fast from the Wife explaining how now that I had killed one of the relatives, we would surely be haunted by a flood of these fearsome creatures attacking us in our sleep! :grumpy:

    The very next night; I saw this lil SOB dart under my TV shelf, so I thought; "This is it, DIE YOU SOB!" :rage: And I up, and was about to swat him to meet his maker and day before departed relative, when the lil SOB turned and darted straight for me and latched onto THREE OF MY TOES on my left foot! :vamp: SAVAGE is an understatement! :bag:

    It was letting out a shrieking sound as it wrapped itself around the end of my foot biting down hard and repeatedly, well I think it was shrieking, as it was hard to hear over my shrieking as I was hopping backwards on my bad leg trying to shake this lil demon from my foot! :vamp: I was shrieking, the Daughter on the Sofa was shrieking climbing the wall watching all of this unfurl right in front of her, and as soon as I stumbled backwards and fell over the Wife who was sitting here on the PC, she too started shrieking! :jawdrop:

    Yeah, goes with out saying I got another lecture from the Wife... :grumpy:

    So; people, if you see one of these small dark creatures with a short tail, short legs, long nose and SHARP TEETH hugging the corners of your wall as it scurries along, fear not, as apparently they eat all sorts of creepy insects, spiders, even Mice! They are an eco-friendly Pest Control, and; your own worst enemy should you engage them in mortal battle, TRUST ME on THAT one! :shifty:

    Philippine Shrew 800x.jpg
     
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    Better to go in a Jollybee.
    Wait! Was that one not buring several months ago?
    Yeah, you are screwed. :wacky::whistling::muted:
     
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    Hmmmm ....sounds like a description of me!
     
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