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Will you keep a gun when living the Philippines?

Discussion in 'Expat Section' started by pickled_newt, May 8, 2007.

  1. xm65

    xm65 DI Member

    yea, but can you keep her out in the yard???
     
  2. atlargex

    atlargex DI Forum Adept

    Hummm....having your mother in law or a gun in the house? It's a no brainer, I'll take my chances with a loaded gun...even heavy explosives.:D
     
  3. yabs

    yabs DI Forum Adept Restricted Account

    actually maybe guns should be the replacement for all the dogs.
    guns don't bark all night
     
  4. xm65

    xm65 DI Member

    Yea some mother in laws dont ever shut up... and dogs eat less too.
     
  5. wretched_hyena

    wretched_hyena DI Member

    Heck, no, we've got a doggie door!
     
  6. xm65

    xm65 DI Member

    LOL, that only helps keep mother in law out, and better for thieves to come in.
     
  7. Philippinediver

    Philippinediver DI Member

    Not me, The Wife

    Gun Ownership requirements
    1. Proof of Philippine citizenship/birth certificate
    2. Proof of identity/name, proof of address/billing
    3. Proof of qualification/profession/vocation
    4. Police and NBI clearances
    5. Neuro-psychiatric evaluation
    6. Drug test result
    7. Certificate of training/seminar on gun handling and safety

    I can assure you when my house is done I will be pursuing the following course of action as within the law to protect land, house, property and of course loved ones.
    1. My wife has a gun carry license and she has used it before and knows what she is doing. I will not go near it as I don't desire to spend one second in jail as this is against the law. Of course if you as a foreigner use it you better be able to cover your @ss
    2. We will have watch dogs that don't bark and God help the person that scales our property walls unannounced. They will spend a very long evening pinned up against a wall, shitting in their pants and barely have the desire to breathe in fear of being ripped to shreds.
    3. And I am fairly confident that there will not be a barking dog anywhere in the vicinity to keep me up at night which I find the most disturbing thing of all here with absolutely no controls on dogs or any animal for that matter.
     
  8. yabs

    yabs DI Forum Adept Restricted Account

    yes the barking dogs are a big problem even out in deepest daro
    cockerels are a problem as well .
    well it used to be behind me till the guy offered them to me for a small fee to eat which i did gleefully
     
  9. xm65

    xm65 DI Member

    was it worth it???
     
  10. yabs

    yabs DI Forum Adept Restricted Account

    when i knew it wouldn't wake me up anymore it was well worth it
     
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