then again, you could purchase the dog and make a nice BBQ out of him and then invite your neighbor over to share dinner. Dog can be quite delicious if prepared properly. I've eaten many things dog included. would go down nicely with your beverage of choice...SML or Red Horse. You can accomplish two things at once; silence the barking dog and get to know your neighbors better. Concidently, once you've eaten one of them, the rest seem to stray away from you giving you wide berth when you walk by.