Where's the humor on here?

Here's a "journey" I'm sure some of us have taken, even if we've never been to Germany or Austria

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Kissing,+Germany/Petting,+Germany/f*cking,+Austria/Wedding,+Germany/

 

What do you call a cox sucker with a chipped tooth?

An organ grinder.

 

Warning, don’t get any in-laws, especially the live in breed. They eat all your food, drink your beer, dirty your house and interfere in your relationship. Killing and cooking them is now illegal, besides, they don’t taste good. Using pesticides is frowned upon and if you leave them in the jungle they often find their way back home. I have found the best thing to do is move out when they're asleep.

 

I did not realize you were peeping in my window! If my wife see this I might not die of a heart attack.