Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.
Here's a "journey" I'm sure some of us have taken, even if we've never been to Germany or Austria
What do you call a cox sucker with a chipped tooth?
An organ grinder.
Warning, don’t get any in-laws, especially the live in breed. They eat all your food, drink your beer, dirty your house and interfere in your relationship. Killing and cooking them is now illegal, besides, they don’t taste good. Using pesticides is frowned upon and if you leave them in the jungle they often find their way back home. I have found the best thing to do is move out when they're asleep.
A Wife got so frustrated with her Husbands inability to get an erection so she gave him $100 to go see a Doctor. He showed up back at home after about an hour and handed her a bottle of diet pills.