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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    What do you call a cox sucker with a chipped tooth?

    An organ grinder.
     
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    Warning, don’t get any in-laws, especially the live in breed. They eat all your food, drink your beer, dirty your house and interfere in your relationship. Killing and cooking them is now illegal, besides, they don’t taste good. Using pesticides is frowned upon and if you leave them in the jungle they often find their way back home. I have found the best thing to do is move out when they're asleep.
     
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    A Wife got so frustrated with her Husbands inability to get an erection so she gave him $100 to go see a Doctor. He showed up back at home after about an hour and handed her a bottle of diet pills.
     
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    And that is how I ended up in the emergency room.
     
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    I did not realize you were peeping in my window! :biggrin: If my wife see this I might not die of a heart attack.:blackeye: :nurse::pompus:
     
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