Where's the humor on here?

I think it might - but what type of 'monster' were you thinking of?

 

No. But depending on what they ate the fart could kill you to.

 

Agree - just check out www.monsterfartdeathrate.com (Btw, this IS false information, just to clarify before I get banned!)

 

The quarantine is as hairy as a Saudi woman

 

Things are getting a bit strange around here with all this crazy PASS foolishness.
This PONY has a plan.

I have decided to self identify as a Gay Black Billionaire.

If I am turned back by some official then I'm gonna get TRIGGERED because;
They are area either a Racist, Homophobic or a Communist.

All this sounds pretty silly but look around silly seems to be the order of the day.

 

I always thought you were.

 

Some of us don't adjust well to change. Just say'n

 

If you REALLY are a billionaire then can you be my investor? I have some really good scams (sorry, I mean schemes) lined up.

 

You didn't invest in my Bridge over the Banica River project so sorry I will not help.

 

But that is a 'Bridge over Troubled Waters' and I never invest in Simon & Garfunkel schemes.