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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    I think it might - but what type of 'monster' were you thinking of? :smile:
     
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    No. But depending on what they ate the fart could kill you to.
     
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    Agree - just check out www.monsterfartdeathrate.com (Btw, this IS false information, just to clarify before I get banned!) :smile:
     
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    The quarantine is as hairy as a Saudi woman
     
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    Things are getting a bit strange around here with all this crazy PASS foolishness.
    This PONY has a plan.

    I have decided to self identify as a Gay Black Billionaire.

    If I am turned back by some official then I'm gonna get TRIGGERED because;
    They are area either a Racist, Homophobic or a Communist.

    All this sounds pretty silly but look around silly seems to be the order of the day.
     
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    I always thought you were. :smile:
     
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    Some of us don't adjust well to change. Just say'n
     
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    If you REALLY are a billionaire then can you be my investor? I have some really good scams (sorry, I mean schemes) lined up. :smile:
     
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    You didn't invest in my Bridge over the Banica River project so sorry I will not help.
     
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    But that is a 'Bridge over Troubled Waters' and I never invest in Simon & Garfunkel schemes.
     
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