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  1. Crystalhead

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    Took my Sister Inlaw out to my Farm as she wanted to see how it's developed. When I got there I said ''Well............. Here's the Cow I have been feeding for the last 15 years" She replied......"That's not a Cow................... it's a Goat.''

    So then I replied.................................. ''I am talking to the Goat''
     
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    A guy began his new job as a Walmart Greeter (for those unfamiliar it is the same as someone who welcomes you into the store). He immediately saw a woman, not to attractive, entering the store with two young children and she was screaming at them.

    He greeted her and said good morning and complimented her on two lovely looking children. He then inquired if they were twins?

    She replied, "heck no, one is 7 the other is 9." She then asked him if he was blind or stupid?

    He replied that he was neither and was just surprised that someone had slept with her twice. Then told her to have a nice day and enjoy her time shopping.

    His boss overheard the exchange and said that he did not think he was cut out for that particular job.
     
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    A true story: A British TV presenter looked down at a female contestant's abdomen on a live TV show and asked her "When is your baby due?". She replied she was not pregnant.

    Not funny but a warning to think twice if ever ready to utter those words.
     
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    I got a slam for saying those words. I will never say that to my sister again.
     
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    There was a Christian older lady who came out onto her porch every morning and shouted, "Praise the Lord, God is good."

    An Atheist moved in next door and listened to her every morning. He finally got fed up and one morning he came out and after she made he statement of praise, he replied, "There is no God!"

    This went on all summer and fall, every day the same.

    Winter came and the old woman came out on the porch and said, "Praise the Lord, God is good, I am running low on groceries and can't get to the store.

    The Atheist was waiting and shouted, "There is no God!"

    The next day the old woman came out and on her porch was a bag of groceries. She shouted, "Praise the Lord, God is good and He has provided for me."

    The Atheist jumped out from behind a bush and shouted, "There is no God, I bought those groceries and put them there.

    The little old woman shouted, "Praise the Lord, God is good, He provided me groceries and made the devil pay for them."
     
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