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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    Took my Sister Inlaw out to my Farm as she wanted to see how it's developed. When I got there I said ''Well............. Here's the Cow I have been feeding for the last 15 years" She replied......"That's not a Cow................... it's a Goat.''

    So then I replied.................................. ''I am talking to the Goat''
     
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    A guy began his new job as a Walmart Greeter (for those unfamiliar it is the same as someone who welcomes you into the store). He immediately saw a woman, not to attractive, entering the store with two young children and she was screaming at them.

    He greeted her and said good morning and complimented her on two lovely looking children. He then inquired if they were twins?

    She replied, "heck no, one is 7 the other is 9." She then asked him if he was blind or stupid?

    He replied that he was neither and was just surprised that someone had slept with her twice. Then told her to have a nice day and enjoy her time shopping.

    His boss overheard the exchange and said that he did not think he was cut out for that particular job.
     
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    A true story: A British TV presenter looked down at a female contestant's abdomen on a live TV show and asked her "When is your baby due?". She replied she was not pregnant.

    Not funny but a warning to think twice if ever ready to utter those words.
     
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    I got a slam for saying those words. I will never say that to my sister again.
     
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