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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. Kilam63

    Kilam63 DI Member Showcase Reviewer Veteran Air Force

    Aug 2, 2021 #4031
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  2. Ozzyguy

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    Aug 3, 2021 #4032
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  3. Notmyrealname

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    Aug 4, 2021 #4033
    Teacher: "Johnny, if I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "No, listen more carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two cats, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two apples, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Six."

    Teacher: "Good, you got the idea. So, now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two cats, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Seven!"

    FRUSTRATED Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

    Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
     
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  4. Ozzyguy

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    Aug 4, 2021 #4034
    Just had my knee replaced, thought I would get it done in Aust before I come to Philippines to live.

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  5. Notmyrealname

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    Aug 4, 2021 #4035
    Why such short femurs? :smile:
     
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  6. Notmyrealname

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    Aug 12, 2021 #4036
    From a local hotel review (one known for 'short stays' - or so Jimlad's friend told me). The joke is in the owner's response!

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  7. EnsureAllure

    EnsureAllure DI Junior Member

    Aug 13, 2021 #4037
    Alright!
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  8. Crystalhead

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    Aug 15, 2021 #4038
    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
     
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  9. RR_biker

    RR_biker DI Senior Member Veteran Marines

    Aug 17, 2021 #4039
    Did you ask him to bring back the glass after filling up the pool or was the gift including the glass.
     
  10. Ozzyguy

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    Aug 18, 2021 #4040
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