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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Kilam63

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    Teacher: "Johnny, if I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "No, listen more carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two cats, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Seven."

    Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two apples, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Six."

    Teacher: "Good, you got the idea. So, now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two cats, how many would you now have?"

    Johnny: "Seven!"

    FRUSTRATED Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"

    Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
     
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    Just had my knee replaced, thought I would get it done in Aust before I come to Philippines to live.

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    Notmyrealname DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

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    Why such short femurs? :smile:
     
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    From a local hotel review (one known for 'short stays' - or so Jimlad's friend told me). The joke is in the owner's response!

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    Alright!
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    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
     
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    Did you ask him to bring back the glass after filling up the pool or was the gift including the glass.
     
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