Where's the humor on here?

Termites? I Noah guy

 

A guy came home and told his wife the doctor said i only have 24 hours to live, the wife cried darling what can i do for ? can we make love ? yes of course darling , later he said darling i have only 12 hours can we make love again ? yes love was the answer, in bed he asked i only have 6 hours can we make love again ok was the answer but this is the last time i have to get up in the morning you dont

 

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams

 

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and ask him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo
much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own....so does she.

 

Revenge of the pissed off p*ssy !!!


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Was this the lifeguard?

Crazy Lifeguard pee in the pool - YouTube

 

How do kiwi's practice safe sex? They mark an X on the one that kicks.
What do you call a guy on a corner in Wellington holding a sheep? A pimp.