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  1. progmeister

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    Termites? I Noah guy

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    A guy came home and told his wife the doctor said i only have 24 hours to live, the wife cried darling what can i do for ? can we make love ? yes of course darling , later he said darling i have only 12 hours can we make love again ? yes love was the answer, in bed he asked i only have 6 hours can we make love again ok was the answer but this is the last time i have to get up in the morning you dont
     
    joseph domaille, Jan 12, 2013
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    In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
     
    Knowdafish, Jan 12, 2013
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    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and ask him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
    deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
    for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
    wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
    with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo
    much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own....so does she.
     
    Eaglescout, Jan 13, 2013
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    I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

    The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
     
    Charlie, Jan 15, 2013
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    Knowdafish, Jan 17, 2013
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    How do kiwi's practice safe sex? They mark an X on the one that kicks.
    What do you call a guy on a corner in Wellington holding a sheep? A pimp.
     
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