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  1. PatO

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    Today my first wife would be a portly 68 yrs. old. I owe her this for all the alimony (allmymoney).

    Five foot two, eyes are blue
    260 pounds just for you.

    What, me still bitter 28 yrs. later? Yep. I hope her husband likes cellulite. Reminds me of a recent song,
    'Whatcha going to do with a big fat butt'
     
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