⌛ Bacong Fiesta Aug. 28

Sad news, Ronald McDonald won't be able to attend, he gained 200 Kilo's and had a heart attack.:D


Have a good Fiesta pat

P.S. now you know why I didn't install a door bell, if someone wants my attention they have to yell, scream and jump up and down to get my attention.:D
Ron

 

1.) has a side job as Jollibee since his gain.

2.) floats without wig and make-up from a chair in Robinsons'Sans Rival

3.) writes for a local newspaper

4.) all of the above

 

A gentle reminder

If expats are planning on attending the Bacong Fiesta Sunday, please be advised that Metro Bacong has a very strict and enforced ordinance of no peeing outdoors including on a fence, along side the road, next to your chopper, on a goat or cow, or on the outdoor wall of a public restroom. Also, dogs are sacred here and have the right-away so no running them over or even honking your horn at them or calling them names; however, they are all up for free adoption so pick one up on your way home, please.....
Finally, free fertilizer is available on most streets so bring a shovel and bags, lots of organic grade cow-goat-dog mix. Enjoy the day, bring your own butter.

 

If you are a beer drinker bring your own bucket for those awkward beer out times, but your child will have to find a better way home.
Ron

 

Good one Ron, feel free to come by my place Saturday, Sunday I will go to the one place in Bacong where there are lots of security guards, secret.

 

5) and part time forum moderator :D

 

John, I sent you a PM but I guess your msg box is full. We got a good enough Sanyo automatic washing machine at Robinson's Appliance for 17,995, after looking at the POS Whirlpool for 30K+, works fine.