Best Posts in Thread: Gross but funny

Was that the only job this woman could get? How about quitting years ago instead of staying there. A person with that frame of mind will be broke in a year and begging to come back. JMO​

 

Having worked in the "hard hat" construction trades, I've seen a few, pretty gross things men can do on the worksite when they want to "get even".

But the funniest (NOT the grossest) thing I saw happened while I was in the military between a particularly well dis-liked senior NCO who was a racist (anti every human color except black), and a group of National Guard Servicemembers who were getting ready to rotate back to the States. It was wintertime in Germany, so the heating systems were on full blast in the work building, and that also included the heating system in this much dis-liked senior NCO's personal office space.

Since I was friends with some of the guys and gals in this Guard unit, they did admit to me of doing this (after-the-fact), and I had to laugh.

But some person(s) got ahold of some nasty smelling, liquid fish fertilizer, and wiped down the obvious places in this NCO's office (and in the not so obvious places, too) with this foul-smelling stuff. It took DAYS and DAYS before he could find all the places in need of cleaning. And for throughout all those days, he had to work in his office with have to smell this awful smell. We (all us other Soldiers under his "leadership"), who were left to suffer under him, never said a word and just let this play out.

Don't know if this ever improved his people skills any, but I can tell you that no one lifted a finger to volunteer to assist him in eradicating those smells from his office, either.

V/R,
nwlivewire

 

Yep. I imagined this story to be a tall tale and it appears this may be the case.

Moral of the story: When the Boss sh*ts on you and apparently doesn't value your working there, and you KNOW and have evidence of unlawful work practices, don't get mad - get even. Smack the company with an economic 2X4 to their bottom line.

And then after you win your case, be sure to send your old s**t of a boss a postcard of your relaxing on a sunny beach with Mai Tai in hand - all smiles. And don't forget your manners - a signed thank-you on the back should suffice.

Your best revenge is a good life - make it so!

nwlivewire

 

I was working a job once where all we had was a port-a-potty and some kids knocked it over one night. I told the general contractors rep to call for it to be serviced. He didn't want to pay for a service call so he just had some laborers set it back upright. After about 3 days in August it was pretty ripe. Someone turned off the water to the jobsite and padlocked it, then copped a squat and smeared the result on the underside of the office doorknob.