⌛ How old will you get? New blood test...!

Wether this test proves to be accurate or not remains to be seen.
However try applying (with honesty ) for any insurance's these days and see how many questions about your health, your family's (health ) history you will be asked !
I'm afraid the odds are again'st most of us, oh did I mention age !!......JB

 

I could just see the sucker walking out with his lifespan estimation test results and he's so busy reading it he steps in front of a bus and gets his ticket punched right there...LOL
Oh look, I'm going to live past 80...screech..spat!

 

I look at this the same way I view gene splicing. Would you want to predetermine the sex of your baby or the color of its eyes, for example? Not for everybody...

 

Not sure I am ready to believe this...... just about the time I get used to the idea I have ten years left.... that d*mn Ceres bus who never read the report comes along

Not sure I want to know..... that last year would be a b*tch.....

Man in a hospital bed turns to his wife...."Marge, I need to confess"....... "No, just relax dear"..... "NO ! I can not die with this on my conscious "......... No, just relax dear"..... "Marge I slept with your sister!!"..... " Just relax dear....let the poison take effect"