Guys, last night you may have seen me cruising the blvd showing off my car impressing the wannabees. I kept the lights off so nobody thought I was a foreigner. My wife practiced holding the baby (with a doll). I drove back on the hiway with lights off and wearing my night vision goggles, didn't have to worry about any headlights blinding me as no one uses them on friday nights on the hiway, and I was able to see all the trikes, bikes, and autos with no taillights in front of me. Was I sober? Don't remember.