⌛ My Epitaph

A famous English Comedian arranged to have his own Epitaph written on his Grave.
it was "I told you I was sick" !

What would be your Epitaph and why? :D

 

He..he..he..it would be. "I told you not to bring me to the doctor!"...he..he..he...

 

"Bring your shorts, it's hot in here"

 

" And don't ring me again"

 

"Here Lies Panday Pera, a dose of Viagra killed the darn fella"

 

"I honestly tried to live well"

 

Odd can be a pretty difficult name to have outside of Norway, unless you don't mind being odd, of course.

One man by that name who had moved to America at a young age found it quite insufferable after some time, and after hearing one joke too many he exploded: Enough laughs about my odd name! When I die, my headstone shall be blank - nobody shall joke about my name again!

Sooner rather than later, the man died and his friends rembered his words with deep regret. They buried him and placed a totally blank headstone at his grave.

But whenever anyone walked past it, they would look at the empty headstone and say: "Hmm, that's odd!"