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My Epitaph

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  1. john boy

    john boy DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster

    A famous English Comedian arranged to have his own Epitaph written on his Grave.
    it was "I told you I was sick" !

    What would be your Epitaph and why? :D
     
  2. Rarity54f

    Rarity54f DI Forum Adept

    He..he..he..it would be. "I told you not to bring me to the doctor!"...he..he..he...
     
  3. Panday Pera

    Panday Pera DI Forum Adept

    "Bring your shorts, it's hot in here"
     
  4. OP
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    john boy

    john boy DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster

    " And don't ring me again"
     
  5. Panday Pera

    Panday Pera DI Forum Adept

    "Here Lies Panday Pera, a dose of Viagra killed the darn fella"
     
  6. jellyfish

    jellyfish DI Forum Patron

    "I honestly tried to live well"
     
  7. franh

    franh DI Junior Member

    Odd can be a pretty difficult name to have outside of Norway, unless you don't mind being odd, of course.

    One man by that name who had moved to America at a young age found it quite insufferable after some time, and after hearing one joke too many he exploded: Enough laughs about my odd name! When I die, my headstone shall be blank - nobody shall joke about my name again!

    Sooner rather than later, the man died and his friends rembered his words with deep regret. They buried him and placed a totally blank headstone at his grave.

    But whenever anyone walked past it, they would look at the empty headstone and say: "Hmm, that's odd!"
     
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