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  1. john boy

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    A famous English Comedian arranged to have his own Epitaph written on his Grave.
    it was "I told you I was sick" !

    What would be your Epitaph and why? :D
     
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    He..he..he..it would be. "I told you not to bring me to the doctor!"...he..he..he...
     
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    " And don't ring me again"
     
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    Odd can be a pretty difficult name to have outside of Norway, unless you don't mind being odd, of course.

    One man by that name who had moved to America at a young age found it quite insufferable after some time, and after hearing one joke too many he exploded: Enough laughs about my odd name! When I die, my headstone shall be blank - nobody shall joke about my name again!

    Sooner rather than later, the man died and his friends rembered his words with deep regret. They buried him and placed a totally blank headstone at his grave.

    But whenever anyone walked past it, they would look at the empty headstone and say: "Hmm, that's odd!"
     
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