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Yeaaaaaaaaah Bobby Joe!

Hi Bobby-Joe, where have you been, Come on, Shake a Leg and get posting.:D

Hope all is well with you and your lovely Wife, trust she is still on the mend?

Azons sends her Regards.


Jack P.

 

Easy Reading!

MONDAY. This is the day the bank Opens again, after a boozy weekend.
MORNING. This the bit after Breakfast and before Lunch at Robinson's or CB!
WORK. Now Pat! This of course, is the curse, of the DRINKING class

Sorry Mate, Couldn't resist :D

( 1 year, 11 months and 7 days and I can join the Retiree club proper yeeeeeeeeeeah NO more Mondays :D:D


Jack P.

 

Retire?

As I understand it Jack, they still have mondays after you retire, but attendance is no longer mandatory!

 

Monday mornings are the sand-traps on the golf course of life :D

 

bobbyjo no body is as good as me when it comes to being grumpy ...can't wait to get there to join the club and prove it.:D:D:D:D
carl

 

Grumpy ??
I previously owned traditional old English pubs in UK. Whilst I had my last pub, a very successful and busy one, all the other publicans were in competition with each other, all having Happy Hour at the same time. It was also attracting a lot of bad comments in the Press. So I went the other way.

From 6 pm to 7 pm on a Monday, I had Grumpy Hour. For one hour, I increased the price of all drinks by 10p, and anyone whose mobile phone rang was fined 50p !! You could moan about anyone and anything except the landlord and his all-female staff You couldn't insult anyone who was present, but anyone who wasn't there was fair game to have their character assassinated. The boss, the ex-wife, the taxman, the council, they all came in to the firing line. Any one who had had a crap day could let off steam, and within 5 minutes of moaning everyone was falling about with laughter. Successful ?? Yep. I had safety clearance for 200, and the pub was packed wall to wall with customers. All the extra money from the increased prices and fines went in to the charity bottle and were sent to the local cancer Hospice.
Grumpy ole men? I've heard some of the best one-liners from them.

 

Hmmm.... where shall we have the clubhouse?? Or maybe there is one already that excists. So now i see all flights up north are cancelled again today! What would happen if all volcano`s started to puff smoke? Would the world come to a halt?

 

Hi Jack and thankyou for remembering us here. Yes Concordia (my wife) is doing well,still excercising every morning and getting a little better everyday.Me im doing the gym thing and wanting to be away from here,missing the PI. Strange init, until 2004 i didnt know the Phillipines excisted at all and now i think of it as my second if not soon my first home. All the best to you and your lovely wife Azon too. Bob.

 

Yes, and All the Grumpy old men would be on an other Planet.

 

Glad to hear it all!

Bob! Thank You for the Thought, So Pleased that all is going well for you, Any Idea when your next Visit will Be? There are not many Grumpy's on DI really, just letting a little steam off, every now and then. Have you read about the Thursday club and what it is trying (And Achieving) to do, for some of the Underprivileged children in Dgte? Worth while project My friend. Anyway, Glad to see you here on DI, look forward to some News, Views and Grumps if needed :D


Jack P.