Pregnant Hands in Heaven

Jack Peterson · 28 mei 2015

That will explain where "Frankenstein" got body parts from Then (well hands at Least) Arabian thieves had their hands cut off so he will have needed a few if he got ME Bodies to play with.

Ooops am I saying this.

JP

Show Pony · 30 mei 2015

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Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Muslim televangelist - RELIGION

Oh my, I hope this isn't true! I would like a bit of clarification though.....does each act of masturbation result in one pregnancy of the hands?! Also, how long is the "hand" gestation period? What comes out? Little humans, little hands or a human-hand hybrids? Will giving birth by hand be painful? Where does the child come out of the hand?

This is very troubling news for me!
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Wow that's really old school thinking.
Just wear a latex glove, you'll be protected.
On the issue of hygiene,just shave your palms regularly.

KINGCOLE · 31 mei 2015

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Wow that's really old school thinking.
Just wear a latex glove, you'll be protected.
On the issue of hygiene,just shave your palms regularly.
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I always though the remedy was to wear boxing gloves. No happy ending.

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