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    Knowdafish

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    What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
     
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    Lots of answers for this one. A towel (bath or paper), an ice cube, etc.
     
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    Jim, what goes up the wall, down the wall and eats scouse ?
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    /ans; a gas pipe :wink:
     
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    what's stiff and hard when you put it in and soft and wet when taking it out ?
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    A penis :D
     
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    John I don't get it :confused: gas pipe :confused:
     
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    A towel is correct!
     
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    You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
     
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    Ha Ha Ha!! ????????????

    :eek: THE MATCH of course. :p
    Hi KDF, hope you and yours are well! :rolleyes:


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    A guy goes in a shop and buys £30 worth of clothes.
    The Manager says to the asistant you charge to much give back £5.
    The asistant gives back £3 and puts £2 in his pocket.
    Customer £30 then £3 back = £27...+ £2 in the pocket of the asistant = £29.
    Where did the other £1 go ?
     
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