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Discussie in '☋ General Chat ☋' gestart door Knowdafish, 11 apr 2011.

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  1. OP
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    Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

    What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
     
  2. PatO

    PatO DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

    Lots of answers for this one. A towel (bath or paper), an ice cube, etc.
     
  3. john boy

    john boy DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster

    Jim, what goes up the wall, down the wall and eats scouse ?
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    /ans; a gas pipe :wink:
     
  4. Rhoody

    Rhoody DI Forum Luminary

    what's stiff and hard when you put it in and soft and wet when taking it out ?
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  5. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    A penis :D
     
  6. jimeve

    jimeve DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

    John I don't get it :confused: gas pipe :confused:
     
  7. OP
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    Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

    A towel is correct!
     
  8. OP
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    Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

    You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
     
  9. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

    Ha Ha Ha!! ????????????

    :eek: THE MATCH of course. :p
    Hi KDF, hope you and yours are well! :rolleyes:


    Jack P.:smile:
     
  10. john boy

    john boy DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster

    A guy goes in a shop and buys £30 worth of clothes.
    The Manager says to the asistant you charge to much give back £5.
    The asistant gives back £3 and puts £2 in his pocket.
    Customer £30 then £3 back = £27...+ £2 in the pocket of the asistant = £29.
    Where did the other £1 go ?
     
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