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Something to smile

Discussion in '☋ General Chat ☋' started by Malfeis, May 12, 2011.

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  1. Malfeis

    Malfeis DI Member

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    Life Explained .............. by Graphs! :smile:
     

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    Malfeis DI Member

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    Heavy Traffic! Don't you ever mess with me!

    Road Rage, African Style :D

    These photos are from Thursday, Feb. 17 by someone from Centurion in Pilanesberg game reserve, South Africa.

    The guy in the white Volkswagen was trying to get past the elephant.
     

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    Try explaining this one to your insurance company !!!, i was driving down the road and a elephant ............:eek:
     
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    LMAO! too funny. re FB graph, so true!
     
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    fallenviking Ring Ring. Who's calling?

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    Where to buy

    Looks like I could need one of those elephants, to clear the surroundings, near my place some distance north of -Dumaguete. Where can i buy one?:D
     
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    Who's the better beggar?

    José and Carlos are beggars.
    They beg in different areas of town.

    Carlos begs for the same amount of time
    as José, but collects only
    about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

    José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar
    bills every day. He drives a Mercedes,
    lives in a mortgage-free house, and has
    a lot of money to spend.

    "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José,
    "I work just as long and hard as you do,
    so how come you bring home a suitcase
    full of ten dollar bills every day?

    José says,
    "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

    Carlos reads his sign:
    "I have no work, a wife
    and six kids to support."

    "What's wrong with that?"
    Carlos asks him.

    "No wonder you only get
    $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says José.

    Carlos says,
    "All right, what is on your sign?"

    José shows him:
     

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