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toliet industry monopoly??

Discussion in '☋ General Chat ☋' started by tunji oluwajuyemi, Apr 8, 2011.

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  1. PatO

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    Tunji, you gotta start using the Male toilets, they stay up. Joke
     
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    On a side note bet your Filipino! Filipino's are the only people in all my travels who I've met who for every joke they tell must add "joke" at the end so people understand its supposed to be funny! :D
     
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    Yep, you win the bet, I am Filipino. And you are right again, I put 'joke' there so you particularly would think it was funny. Did you?:wink:
     
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    ...and after seeing you a few times, I still don't understand how you could find that hot american sweetheart in Dumaguete... she is just so much different to other western women... congrats, you are a lucky guy :smile:

    back to the seat, if it happens to be like that in your rental home, a small velcro or magnet solves the problem.

    we had a great thread about that issue before :
    http://www.dumagueteinfo.com/board/expat-section/wanted-reliable-toilet-seat-4149.html#post32095
     
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    Thanks Rhoody, I've always liked tall busty blondes. I keep telling her one of us is lucky.

    Back to the seat, Tunji, maybe you can find a gf to hold it open while you do your business or you hold it open and she holds you.
     
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    found the girl i like but lives out of town with four kids(widow) and wont let me kiss her on cheek until married,she asked me to buy a english to visaya translate bible to learn english while incubating her beliefs,,so i bought the bible and gave it to her and gave up on her cause she would never hold it for me (not the bible but um my you know) if not even kiss on the cheek...Maybe u know of hot girl for me? maybe they are all living with rich old foreigner so not available anymore??
     
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    Tunji, I think you may have met a hot girl and passed on her. You posted a while back saying you were on a jeep or fast ride and an older lady pinched you on the butt. That was a signal you may have missed. Older ladies - they don't tell, they don't yell, they don't swell, and they appreciate it like hell.
     
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    Toilet seat industry

    "Are handicap facilities even heard of there ? And if they are, is there any real code enforcement?"

    No Robert there are no handicap facilities, even walking down the side walk, where there is one, is like hiking compared to US sidewalks. No handicap stalls and no code enforcement, but then again I don't think there is a code pertaining to handicap needs.

    Remember this is not the US and we are guests here. Either we accept there way of life or we do not. :D
     
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    Thank you Muddyfeet. I'm certainly no missionary to be trying to change how people live in their own country. Thank you for confirming what I already suspected.
     
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    Hi Robert,
    Not only don't they make any concession to the handicapped, they like to add additional challenges. Lee Plaza lines the handrails on the staircases with Christmas tree displays during the holiday season (5 to 6 months) so you can't possibly use them. It makes the return from any of the upper floors an adventure. I guess it helps to improve my balancing skills.
     
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