⌛ Wanted: A Reliable Toilet Seat

good that you brought that back up.. This morning on my way into town I jumped into a trike. There was a DI-Member (we never met before) on his way to Citi-Hardware to buy a reliable tiolet-seat.

I recommended him this thread (as he was not aware of) and wished him good luck...

 

Rhoody,where can i order the sit on the right? That looks interesting!!:D

 

I dont quite understand the problem here. I built my house 7 years ago and i have 8 bathrooms counting the pool bathrooms and i still have the orginal seats on all and all are in good shape....maybe dipolog city has more pride in their seats...ha ha ha good luck

 

Dammmmm

I was so happy to be home after two years. What did I find my toilet seat broken. I know I didn't do it, so my fat white @ss was not at fault. ??? Then I forgot about the LBM until it struck. So I did the only thing possible I didn't fix. LOL I was only at home for a week.

So is there some kind of plot against white men sitting down to take a sh*t or what?

 

A wonderful thread ... this all gives me a great idea. Why not find someone with woodworking tools (make sure they have a router and sanding capability) and just make some toilet seats. Not one but hundreds of them. Then go into business. Contact all the longnose you can find and present your sales pitch.
Now if you are going to do this you need to do it right ... make the toilet seat thick enough that you need both hands just to raise the darn thing up. Fix it where a full grown Carabao bull could back up and rest its weary bones on it and it will still stay in one piece. Forget those wimpy plastic or brass fitting -- go for stainless hardened steel or even titanium. Now then you would have a toilet seat fit for a King!

 

spend more time with your loved ones...

well I was not sure if I post this in the humor thread, but I think it fit's better here.

The question is if this seat is for a loving couple or big butts like me...

 

I would hope that is only for the big butt! That would be taking love too far.

 

The answer would be..FOR BUTTS LIKE YOURS!!!:D please don't get mad..just telling the TRUTH!

 

unless your conjoined twins(Siamese twins)

 

Three seater ...

Rhoody,
Why not just go for a three seater? In the morning everyone can more or less go at the same time. (Created with a little help with Photoshop CS4!)
--Rich--