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Where's the funny stuff?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by Garcia, Jun 24, 2022.

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    I would like to see this at one of the crosswalks in the Dumaguete market.
     
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    Cats are shifty!
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    lol. I'd worry more about that French Poodle!
     
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    Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes
    That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
     
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    I walked into my bosses office and said I need a raise to stay at my job, there are three companies after me.
    After haggling for awhile my boss agreed to give me 5% rise.
    As I was leaving his office, he call out by the way, who were the three companies?
    I replied, the Gas company, the Electric company, the Mortgage company.
     
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    A hungry Lion is chasing a scientist and a philosopher.
    The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, It's no good trying to outrun it, It's catching up!
    The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, I'm not trying to outrun the Lion, I'm trying to outrun you!
     
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    [​IMG] :smuggrin:
     
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    A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss,
    The boss asks him "what is your worse quality? the man replies, I'm probably too honest
    The boss says;"thats not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality"
    The man replied; I care about what you think!
     
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    Two famous Hollywood actors met at the Psychologists door
    Hi there said one to the other, Are you coming or going?
    The other replied...If I knew that I wouldnt be here!
     
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