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I wonder how many friends I have here, might need a favour next Month.

 

The oldies are still goodies but now I am retired who gives a S...t it is all just a week now

Ain't Life Grand

JP

 

The train now arriving on Platf...........kin ell 13, is the 10.30 Euro star from Calais.




Say no more EH!

Jack

 

If you are from the Southwest,especially Texas, you will REALLY appreciate this!


The Cowboy Convert



A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.



The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time. ”


The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas somewhere. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself. ”


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.




All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."



The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then the light dawns and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife got me to join the Baptist Church, so I had to quit drinking.”
[DOUBLEPOST=1441091348,1441091287][/DOUBLEPOST] The Italians certainly know how to advertise!!!


Now that's what I call a convincing ad.

 

A Truthful look at the UK and the House of Commons.


You just have to be amazed at it EH?

JP

 

I came from a family of accountants and can totally identify with this joke.
PS. I'm the black sheep of the family, a science type guy.
how accountants reproduce is a mystery to me?