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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Luigi was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her
back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Luigi reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Luigi smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Luigi reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing
and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Luigi falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."

 

There was a Christian older lady who came out onto her porch every morning and shouted, "Praise the Lord, God is good."

An Atheist moved in next door and listened to her every morning. He finally got fed up and one morning he came out and after she made he statement of praise, he replied, "There is no God!"

This went on all summer and fall, every day the same.

Winter came and the old woman came out on the porch and said, "Praise the Lord, God is good, I am running low on groceries and can't get to the store.

The Atheist was waiting and shouted, "There is no God!"

The next day the old woman came out and on her porch was a bag of groceries. She shouted, "Praise the Lord, God is good and He has provided for me."

The Atheist jumped out from behind a bush and shouted, "There is no God, I bought those groceries and put them there.

The little old woman shouted, "Praise the Lord, God is good, He provided me groceries and made the devil pay for them."