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Jack said to Dave If you woke up one morning with your pants around your knees and your butt was sore would you tell anyone?Dave said no way. Then Jack asked, Dave would like to come camping this weekend?

 

The Redskins

No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this is funny.
This guy is hilarious…

Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the ChicagoTribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page...
I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy?
No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the SanDiegoPadres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the PittsburghPirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the SanFrancisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic.
Wrong message to our children.

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Or worse, Communism. Wrong message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers"
(especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???)

I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress.

 

The reaction is funnier than the joke...

 

Husband is drinking his wine at dinner and says " I love you " wife says " is that the wine talking?" Husband replies " I'm talking to the wine."

 

IN 1928 the kiwi,s invented the condom using the intestine a sheep in 1940 australia refinded it by taking it out of the sheep

 

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to
Repeat everything to men....

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

 

Wow, that one goes waaaaay back to the early days. Blokes said that when women were approaching which was a warning sign to stop the bad language. Probably at 2 up games, in Pubs, the shearing shed, and at the horse races I imagine.

 

Yep, they are the ones, and here is another version, a more modern, up-market product. - lol -