Best Posts in Thread: Where's the humor on here?

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!

 

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man sitting alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

 

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded,

"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ..... smack his arse again!"

 

Me & Asawa @ the Amusement Park

 

As I was talking about my Carpenter earlier, Thought you might get a smile from his car! Just to start the day off, on a Smile or two.


JP

 

Thank goodness this thread did not get lost OH! yes Humour, So for a better reception do this LOL Only in the Philippines

 

This NUN visits the doctor with a complain that she hardly menstruates, but during menstruation she finds poststamps in her panties. Doctor smiles, and examines her........ Ma'm Those are not poststamps, but Chiquita (banana) stickers !!!!

Hv fun
Ryan

 

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor, to consule him for what he is._ Wall Street Journal
I thought it holds true most of the time!