Where's the humor on here?

Looks like acacia leaves.

 

well, when I checked there were at least no students laying in it.. or already covered with leaves...

 

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he’s sad, he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God: So What would this cost me?
God replied: An arm and a Leg!
Then Adam asked , What can I get for a rib..?
and of course the rest is history.

 

PP, such stories do make my day !!
Why the hell did Adam had to bargain such a tremendous offer ?
Now we have to suffer all our life :D

 

Jelly, you are Dutch, I am German, we are not even supposed to look on a thread where the word "HUMOR" is included...!

 

Like .... we are not supposed to look to other women, but we all can't obey.
For me.....I simply want to learn what humor really is :D
Someday I will get to it

 

Jelly, you are absolutely right, and we all getting older, so we need to learn fast...

anyway, came over some pictures of some of our childhood heroes.

Barbie is 50 !!! Tweety Bird is 66 !!!

Happy Birthday Barbie and all other Heroes

Life is short, break the rules, party hard, love with passion, laugh without control and always keep smiling.

 

WARNING! This may not be just plain coincidence?

2007 - Chinese Year of the Chicken
- Bird Flu Pandemic devastated parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese Year of the Horse
- Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese Year of the Pig
- Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe

Next year is ... 2010
- Chinese Year of the Cock

- Is it too early to panic?

 

Three Ways to Fail a Drunk Test..

This cracks me up everytime I watch it...

YouTube - Three Ways To Fail A Drunk Test

 

Two Woodpeckers. ...



A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely “impeckab le” (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without brea k ing a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:



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Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.