Where's the humor on here?

... isn't DI an (occasionally) outstanding example for that :D

 

A blonde was walking down a country road when she saw another blonde trying to paddle a canoe through a dry field.

Outraged by what she saw, she yelled out at the blonde in the canoe:

"Its idiots like you who give us blondes a bad reputation, if i had my bathing suit, i would swim out there and slap you"!

 

Incredible luck--

Hi, take a look at this guy. Have you ever seen a more lucky guy?

 

Reminds me

of a bunch of x-pats here in the Philippines. I can say that while looking in the mirror.

 

I was on a bus the other day when a sexy Thai girl sat next to me.
I thought to myself "Don't get a hard on, don't get a hard on...




... but she did.

 

Thai stewardess?

Talking about hardon's, these sexy Thai stewards of PC Air- they got the tools to--:D
:D

 

An Indignant Candidate for a job, told the interviewer, " I am not gay But my Boyfiend is "


Jack P.:D

 

I like to say "I am not married, but my wife is"

 

An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather true


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,
are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could
not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust,
by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his
son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If
you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
nothing.

 

Hi hi sexy man--

Sometimes I miss Thailand. There I will be called *sexy man*. But in >Philippines only *Joe* ( How come everyone knows my name? (Joseph by the way.)
Yes, Thailand, so different but still-- same same. Just listen to this sweet Thai song-- so different from Philippines.


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