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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Brucewayne

    Brucewayne DI Member

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    I really like this one!




     
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    grandpainak DI Forum Patron Showcase Reviewer

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    What size?

    Feller goes into Barnes and Noble and says to the sweet young thang behind the counter "I'm looking for that book for men with short tallywhackers, I can't remember the title tho."

    Gal says "I'm not sure it's in yet."

    Feller says, "That's it! I'll take two copies please."
    :D
     
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    grandpainak DI Forum Patron Showcase Reviewer

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    The blonde pharmacist

    A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart
    and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.
    When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.

    The blonde pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly,"Do you sell Viagra here?"

    The blonde pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."

    The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"

    The Blonde pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says,
    "If you took five or six pills at once you might."
    :D
     
  4. fallenviking

    fallenviking Ring Ring. Who's calling?

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    The three little ducks.

    This is the story about the three little ducks.
    One day three little ducks was taken into court to see the judge.
    The judge asked the first one: What's your name? And why are you here?
    The first little duck answered: My name is Quack, Sir. I am here because I blowed bubbles in a pond,Sir.
    The judge got angry, ok I sentence you to 6 monhts in prison.
    Then the next little duck was asked: What's your name? And why are you here?
    The next duck answerd: My name is Quack Quack, Sir. And I am here because I blowed Bubbles in a pond, Sir
    The judge got angry again, Ok I sentence you also to 6 months in prison.
    Then it was the 3. little duck-- OMG said the judge dont tell my your name I Quack Quack Quack?
    No, not at all said the 3. little duck. My name is Bubbles--:p
     
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    xhippie DI Member Veteran Army

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    there is finally a reason why scuba divers fall backwards off the edge of the boat....if they fell forwards they would fall in the boat
     
  6. progmeister

    progmeister DI Forum Patron

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    Moving house? Call us!
     

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    fallenviking Ring Ring. Who's calling?

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  8. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    Some PC Funnies!

    Just Thought I would share a few PC Funnies. Ain't life grand.


    Jack P.:D
     

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    That was good!
     
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