Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.
I really like this one!
Feller goes into Barnes and Noble and says to the sweet young thang behind the counter "I'm looking for that book for men with short tallywhackers, I can't remember the title tho."
Gal says "I'm not sure it's in yet."
Feller says, "That's it! I'll take two copies please."
The blonde pharmacist
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart
and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.
When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.
The blonde pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly,"Do you sell Viagra here?"
The blonde pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The Blonde pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says,
"If you took five or six pills at once you might."
The three little ducks.
This is the story about the three little ducks.
One day three little ducks was taken into court to see the judge.
The judge asked the first one: What's your name? And why are you here?
The first little duck answered: My name is Quack, Sir. I am here because I blowed bubbles in a pond,Sir.
The judge got angry, ok I sentence you to 6 monhts in prison.
Then the next little duck was asked: What's your name? And why are you here?
The next duck answerd: My name is Quack Quack, Sir. And I am here because I blowed Bubbles in a pond, Sir
The judge got angry again, Ok I sentence you also to 6 months in prison.
Then it was the 3. little duck-- OMG said the judge dont tell my your name I Quack Quack Quack?
No, not at all said the 3. little duck. My name is Bubbles--:p
there is finally a reason why scuba divers fall backwards off the edge of the boat....if they fell forwards they would fall in the boat
Moving house? Call us!
The day the animals talked.
Hi, I often wonder what the animals really think about. Well after watching this BBC animalistic translated program, we knows. Great.:D
YouTube - Hilarious British Animal Voiceovers
Some PC Funnies!
Just Thought I would share a few PC Funnies. Ain't life grand.
Choosing the perfect designer glasses.
Hi, I am somewhat myopic. Have to wear glasses all the time. Just to have a good look. But for Gods sake, dont choose the wrong glasses.
YouTube - Specsavers 'The Specs Effect' Advert (Lynx/Axe parody)
That was good!